Sporty Kens: Fourth of July Edition
Ryan Gosling as Ken in the live-action Barbie movie (Barbie)
We all know and love the iconic Ken doll, brought to life by Ryan Gosling in the hit live-action Barbie movie. But this Independence Day, we’re celebrating a different breed of Ken. Sporty Kens who are repping the red, white, and blue on the world’s biggest stage: the Olympics.
From gymnastics to basketball, these are the athletes who make “Just Ken” feel like an American hero.
Steven Nedoroscik: Pommel Horse Perfection at the 2024 Paris Olympics
Steven Nedoroscik at the 2024 Paris Olympics (Getty)
It’s rare for a gymnast to compete in just one event, but Steven Nedoroscik showed up at the 2024 Summer Olympics in Paris with a single mission: own the pommel horse. And did he ever.
Nicknamed the "Pommel Horse Guy," Steven didn’t just stick the landing; he won hearts along the way. Off the mat, he's been known to dominate the dance floor, proving this Olympic Ken has serious style and star power.
LeBron James: Flag Bearer & All-American Icon
LeBron James as the flag bearer for the 2024 Paris Olympics (Getty)
LeBron James carrying the American flag? Instant chills.
When the four-time NBA champion led Team USA into the stadium at the Paris 2024 Opening Ceremony, it wasn’t just a moment; it was a patriotic mic drop. Fans even compared it to George Washington crossing the Delaware, and honestly, we see it.
Ezra Frech: Paralympic Gold & Pure Grit
Ezra French after winning gold in the 100-meter in the Paralympics (@ezrafrench)
Ezra Frech isn’t just an elite athlete. He’s the living, breathing definition of the American dream.
The Paralympian made headlines after winning two gold medals, including a record-breaking performance in high jump, at the 2024 Paralympic Games. His journey from adversity to the top of the podium is exactly what this country’s about.
USA Men’s Basketball: Gold Standard Energy
Team USA after securing their fifth consecutive Olympic gold medal (AP)
These Kens have one job: win gold, and tbh they’re really good at it.
The USA Men’s Basketball Team locked down their fifth consecutive Olympic gold medal in Paris, proving once again why they’re the gold standard. With NBA stars and rising talent, they’ve got their eyes set on Los Angeles 2028 for a historic six-peat.
Happy 4th of July from Sportsish!
Whether they’re flipping on a pommel horse, leading a team to victory, or setting Paralympic records, these Sporty Kens remind us what makes American athletes so unforgettable.
Red, white, blue, and a little bit of glitter. Just how Ken would want it.